{"type":"general","setup":"Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The p is silent.","id":309}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?","punchline":"I didn't know you could yodel!","id":13}
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{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"All cats need taurine in their diet to avoid blindness. Cats must also have fat in their diet as they are unable to produce it on their own.","length":140}
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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}