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St Mary the Virgin's Church is a redundant Anglican church near the village of Stansted Mountfitchet, Essex, England. It is recorded in the National Heritage List for England as a designated Grade II* listed building, and is under the care of the Churches Conservation Trust. It stands about 1 mile (1.6 km) to the southeast of the village in the grounds of Stansted Hall. The church has been listed because of its \"historical value and internal features\".
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?","punchline":"They say the business is toast.","id":84}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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Zygaena ephialtes is day-flying species of burnet moth found in Europe. It is typically found in xeric habitats, and populations have recently decrea