{"type":"general","setup":"What animal is always at a game of cricket?","punchline":"A bat.","id":153}
{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of shoes does a thief wear?","punchline":"Sneakers","id":9}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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