{"fact":"A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.","length":61}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?","punchline":"Well, the flag is a big plus.","id":278}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
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